Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Watch out for gun toting women

Here’s one for the gun toting women:

This is a true account recorded in the Police Log of Sarasota, Florida…

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, “I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!”

The four men didn’t wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad.

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver’s seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why…For the same reason she did not understand why there was a football, a Frisbee and two 12 packs in the front seat…

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station to report her mistake. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn’t stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.

I was sent this e-mail today and thought it was to funny not to pass on!

12 comments:

T said...

That is to dang funny!!!

deedee said...

Laughed really hard reading this one! You do mind if I make reference to your post about this on my blog? lol :)

Deb said...

Deedee

Pass it on we all need to get a good laugh!!!

Deb

Darla said...

Oldie but goodie for sure!!

Strawberry Jam Anne said...

Wonderful - I do hope it was true. Made me laugh a lot and will pass it on. A x

Loretta said...

Hi Deb,
My friend sent me this a few months back. I laughed then and am laughing now! Some stories need to be read again! Thanks for sharing. Hugs, Loretta

texasdaisey said...

That one got a belly laugh from me. That is so funny. I needed that laugh. Great post.
Debbie

Tracey said...

LOL....you just don't mess with us Florida gals!!
Tracey :)

Susie said...

Oh that is too funny!

Charli and me said...

LOL I laughed so hard when I read that.. Thank you. You made my day ♥

debsporch said...

That story is halarious. From one Texan to another I can tell you that I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. Hehe. I have added your link to my blog so I can come back and visit.

Chandy said...

LOL, Deb! Still am! Thanks for the laugh!