Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Fishing is a... discipline in the equality of men -
for all men are equal before fish.
Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.
Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn,
you're still better off than the worm.
The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.